Pyramid Scheming in Cairo The Daydream Edit These dark blue and red

These dark blue and red sunglasses

these black frames with black non-reflective lenses whisper in a haunting

We didn't write the law

The only thing in this galaxy that looks hot rocking a 'roid donut is Saturn

Pyramid Scheming in Cairo The Daydream Edit These dark blue and redSun baked sands. A golden city. Ancient wonders secretly built by aliens. (Don't fact check that.) No matter how much you sweat in Egypt, these shades stay put. Translucent brown Cheetah G frames. Gold reflective lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. This pattern is one pyramid scheme we'd LOVE to sign up for. (Note to self: start rumor goodr's logo was found in hieroglyphs.)